Just Two Bros Hit the Mighty 5

Our 2017 Christmas trip took us to the lovely state of Utah. Starting in Salt Lake we planned to head to Canyonlands and work our way through all 5 National parks ending in Las Vegas. With 9 days ahead of us we booked a rental car and took off with no agenda.
Salt Lake City
Highlights:
- Stopping at Rite Aid twice, because Whitney A needed all the drugs.
- Eating the tastiest food at Red Iguana.
Canyonlands
Days Spent: 3 Days
Districts Visited: Needles and Island in the Sky
Hikes: Druid Arch, Grand View Point, and Mesa Arch
Highlights:
- Dope train pics.
- Cows everywhere.
- Playing land mines for hours on the back roads of Island in the Sky.
- Getting back to the car after the 17 mile hike to see Druid Arch.
- Being the only people around for miles in the Needles district.
- Our car camp-site.
- Mad-libs.
Arches
Days Spent: 1 Day
“Hikes”: Double Arch, Delicate Arch, Broken Arch, and Window’s Loop
Highlights:
- Getting to the park before the Visitor Center opened.
- Sprinting to Delicate Arch, Coors Lites in tow, to beat the crowds of people starting the hike #nophotobombers.
- Not having to walk further than a mile to see anything.
Capitol Reef
Days Spent: 2 Days
Hikes: Sulphur Creek
Highlights:
- Hiking 10 miles in the wrong direction and having to be driven back to our car by a nice lady at the only hotel open for miles.
- Nothing.
Bryce Canyon
Days Spent: 1.5 Days
Hikes: Fairyland Canyon
Highlights:
- Staying in a hotel with a hot tub and pool.
- Eating warm dinners at that hotel.
- Having a hike actually go as planned.
- Dancing on rocks.
- Drinking Coors-Lite overlooking the canyons.
Zion National Park (Part 2)
Days Spent: 1.5 Days
Hikes: The Narrows
Highlights:
- Finally getting to hike the narrows!
- Hanging out at Zion Brewery.
- Realizing that Zion refuses to let us go-part 3 coming soon.
Las Vegas
Highlights:
- The Zip-line on Fremont Street.
- Neon Boneyard.
- Drinking a lovely frozen drink out of an asinine leg lamp cup.